soft pudding

The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.

So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.

Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.

by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010

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Soft launch

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!

by beezkneez97 July 4, 2021

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soft box

when someone doesnt let you hotbox their room

Aleks: "Reiner can we hot box ur room like last time?
Reiner: "naw man"
Aleks:" Reiner ur a soft box"

by -Santos October 17, 2006

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soft dom

a soft dom is a person who is rough with you during sex, but soft afterward in aftercare and even after that.

“I have a soft dom, he’s rough but after so so nice and feels bad for going rough for awhile.”

by taeisabottom May 26, 2018

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Soft Bro

kind of what you'd expect a bro to be in appearance with his white boy saggy clothes and flat rimmed cap but he says things like "dude, taylor swift is so attractive. i bet she is a good cuddler". typical presentation of masculinity but is soft at heart

I was surprised to hear that Ethan's favorite artist is Taylor Swift, he is such a soft bro.

by Chicagoboy1989 April 21, 2015

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