Suckleton

When you suck the cum out of ones pussy and spit it into their mouth and they use the cum that you spit in their mouth as lube to jerk you off.

Person 1: How was your first date with Haley?
Person 2: Dude, I came in her pussy, sucked it out, and spit my nut into her mouth and she used it to finish me again, the best suckleton I've ever received.

by BigBeefyBanana October 17, 2023

socket ship

A fast and/or high-tech electric vehicle.

Damn dude have you seen the new Rimac? Thst thing's a socket ship!

by WrdsRHrd December 11, 2024

sockdet

A sockdet is that chaotic, borderline mystical moment when your last clean pair of socks disappears right before you need them, often during moments of peak stress, like running late for work, a date, or a surprise ninja interview. It refers not just to the missing socks, but the entire emotional and metaphysical event surrounding their absence—ranging from existential panic to irrational accusations against innocent household members (and occasionally pets).

Bro, I had a full set of socks yesterday and now I’m sockdet. I swear my washing machine is a portal to another realm.”

by smmejewdjbauyjeffagwVESYhnvsig April 21, 2025

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

gangele socket

A gangele socket is when you become injured severely and you dont take care of it. Resulting in avery nasty set of sores much like herpes.

I got gangele socket in vietnam because I never cleaned my foreskin

by jizzy mcgee April 19, 2009

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer July 11, 2016