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Snatch Repellent

A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.
"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"

"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!
by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010
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snatch snap

A picture of female genitalia, commonly taken with a mobile device.
Check out this awesome snatch snap your mom sent me!
by cL0wNbUm March 5, 2014
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Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.
1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"
by Dylbinator October 13, 2010
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pumpkin snatch

When a puss is fucked so hard that it is swollen like a pumpkin
After the gang-bang josie had pumpkin snatch
by james smithmyer April 7, 2008
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Snatch Burn

1: The effect on a penis from entering an unlubricated vagina. It is an extremely painful abrasion on the head of the penis resulting from a woman insisting that you penetrate her before she has confirm that her snatch isn't dehydrated.
2: The unsightly stain left on ones new white Egyptian cotton sheets after vaginal secretions have soaked in.
Todd or Tadd or something preppy like that-"First she gave me horrible snatch burn cause she was in such a hurry to get it in her, then she dripped on my sheets and left a huge snatch burn"
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
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Snatch boat

Performing cunnilingus and motor boating boobs at the same time
by Goodtogo May 27, 2014
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paper snatching

The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.
"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "
by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017
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