erewash smoothie

an ilkeston speciality: feaces, urine and cum is all placed into a blender with milk and breadcrumbs and given to girls after giving them anal.
dan and neil spitroasted harriet last night and gave that skanky ho an erewash smoothie she loved it!
by dan85 March 09, 2008
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sour smoothie

when a man ejaculated into an anus,and seals it into the anus with a sex toy, only to release it by taking the toy out, making a shit and cum smoothie like consistency when defecating.
"I would love to give her a *sour smoothie* tonight"
"Make sure to shower after taking a *sour smoothie*"
by Jhon K November 02, 2017
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puke smoothie

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.
by meh July 04, 2006
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red smoothie

A smoothie with a lil blood in it
“Hey man you shove that cup in the cows utter” “yeah man I got that red smoothie”
by Choaz_ssg July 25, 2020
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smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound
that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out
by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 31, 2021
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