Booger smoker

The small round device (usually emitting smoke) used by a Catholic priest to cleanse purify, sanctify or chase the boogers out of the area.

The catholic priest carried the booger smoker around the room as he recited latin scripture.

by jakfoxx June 5, 2011

smoker dave

occasional visitor to that night-time blazing session.

smoker daves back.

by dtherave March 27, 2003

Smackeroonies

The legal currency/ tender of Frangimore island equivalent to £1.5 English pound sterling / 145 rupees

‘How much for a signature Frangimore burger and fries on this here island of yours?’ ‘Why that will be a mere 11 Smackeroonies squire’

‘How much for a Frangimore Colada?’ ‘For a good lad like you it’s just 4 Smackeroonies pal’ ‘ why thanks, you’re a good lad steevie’

by Pricey2489 October 16, 2018

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

Sean Shocker

Similar to the sexual position The Jackhammer, only rotate the girl 90 degrees so that your grabbing both her feet in front and behind you, as if you were riding a carousel. The rest is pretty self explanatory.

Last nite me and my boyfriend tried the Sean Shocker, now i can't walk straight...

by Seanyyyy October 29, 2007

shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

Outside Smoker

In swimming or track, the athlete in the farthest lane is the slowest qualifier of the heat. He or she is expected to lose the race because he or she qualified in last place. When he or she wins the race in an upset, this type of underdog victory is designated as the "outside smoker"

"I thought that swimmer in lane 7 was sure to get last, but he surprised everyone with that come-from-behind victory. What a racer! What a beast! THAT is what we call an outside smoker!"

by ALtheAdvocate October 8, 2008