The club of the most fucking awesome sloths ever, the members must do everything in the name of sloth. This club was created by three young sloths by the names of Travis, Nathan, and Ray.
by TheRealSlothKing November 22, 2016
Get the Sloth Nationmug. This is when you smack your dick so hard at a girls eye leaving black eyes. In return she scratches your dick with her claw causing you to cum slowly
by Hi mom I made it December 10, 2019
Get the Angry Slothmug. by Pat Bateman May 1, 2005
Get the spam-slothmug. The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.
by goony44 June 1, 2012
Get the sloth gripmug. by Don_Vito_69_Sloth_Assault September 17, 2013
Get the Sloth Noodlesmug. A dance where you move so slowly that you become sloth like. It goes like this 1. Move real slow 2. Grab onto the nearest tree. 3. Now you are doing the sloth
by sctso May 8, 2003
Get the Sloth (the dance)mug. A sloth cake is a cup cake made with pretty much anything delicious in your cup boards. The most common form of a sloth cake is a basic cupcake with ground ginger, cloves, allspice, cinnamon, vanilla, agave nectar, loose leaf chai tea, almond extract, and rum. It tastes dank and can be topped with anything, most notably nutella and whipped cream.
The only rule when making sloth cakes is that one member of the group must do absolutely nothing during the making of the cupcakes, except for sitting around.
The only rule when making sloth cakes is that one member of the group must do absolutely nothing during the making of the cupcakes, except for sitting around.
For my birthday party, we made sloth cakes and it was my idea to add marshmellows; when the marshmellows mixed with the tequila, there was slothy magic.
by mckinleyvillian January 16, 2010
Get the Sloth Cakemug.