the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.

Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".

by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017

booty sleuth

A man or women who enjoys the booty or ass of people. One which someone plunders the booty.

Girl, better watch out I'm the 'Booty Sleuth'.

by BumSleuth October 5, 2017

shit sled

A crappy car, pickup truck, van etc. Usually with one or more spare tires (donuts) on it, mismatched paint, primer showing, lots of physical defects. Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in.

Terrance swung by our house in his shit sled, but Sarah refused to get in it. Terrance left by himself, pissed.

by Solo-Stroke May 22, 2018

Donkey Sled

Advanced version of donkey punch. You fuck at the top of or on stairs. Donkey punch her while inside her and ride her down the stairs like a sled.

Maneuver is traditionally performed on stairs but can be done anywhere there is a decline.

Can be preformed with any partner male or female as long as proper donkey punch technique is used and are able to ride the person down the decline.

My girl is so mad about the other night. We were fucking on the stairs and while I was fucking her I donkey punched her and rode her down like a Donkey Sled.

by Ckluc83 October 9, 2019

Open Anus sledding

A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”

“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020

sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk

After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.

by hailbop May 16, 2006

sleuthful

To be detective-like. *It is also a variation of "sleuthfulness."

"The Hardy Boys were sleuthful."

by Jim MacMillan March 22, 2008