extreme slap

when someone unleashes their HULK-STRENGTH and slaps you so fast it almost breaks your neck and its recommended that you go to a hospital within 4 hours or risk your spine collapsing.

guy 1: MAN FVCK YOU B1TCH, IMMA KICK YOUR ASS.
guy 2: uuhhh no, extreme slap

by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010

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Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

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Placenta slap

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015

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birdy slap

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.

Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.

by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008

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Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

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