Blouse an skirt!

A Jamaican term used to express a feeling of surprise, excitement and or shock

Blouse an skirt! why is that spider so huge? no sah (Like seriously), I am not going back in that room until that spider is dead!

by Monypha- Akila Caribbean April 8, 2017

Skirt Bait

When one places items on the floor that can be read up close, such as the sides of books, CD's and DVD's such that if a girl bends overto read them, one can make a deft attempt to sneek a peek.

Guy A: Why do you stack your stuff on the floor?
Guy B: Oh, it's Skirt Bait
Guy A: Does it work?
Guy B: Oh yea.

by Jack Foxtrot July 1, 2008

skirt alert

yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals
around u

breeze.."skirt alert!"

by Angie G April 29, 2002

DIRT SKIRT

when your nailin someone in the ass and they never took a shit before you did, so when your done and pull out you have a shit ring stained around your dick, or a dirt skirt.

she told me not to put it in her ass, but i did anyway, now i'm wearing a dirt skirt for life.

by trashed April 23, 2008

skirt hunting

To hunt for skirt, and or cruise the bars looking for loose women, or women who dont have a permanent scowel on their face. Searching women wearing skirt and or showing leg and open to conversation.

Hey! what did you do last night?

I went skirt hunting with friends at the local bars, it turned out to be a pleasurable evening!

by Michael Bearden February 13, 2009

empty skirt

A female politician that is not fit for office but has many people fooled into thinking she is.

An empty skirt is a female politician who is full of empty rhetoric but knows how to energize other low-intellectuals by winking or using populist terms such as "joe six pack" or "real America" in her speeches to gain supporters.

A female version of an empty suit.

Sarah Palin is an empty skirt because she tdoesnt make any sense when she talks and she uses {winks} and "you betcha!" to win blue-collar votes.

by David S King July 10, 2009

skirt lifter

Geocaching term for a cache hidden under an outdoor parking lot sheet metal lighting skirt.

Joe: I can't find the cache at the library parking lot. Fred: It's a skirt lifter. Joe: Oh, I didn't look there.

by daveped October 30, 2011