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Simon

Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.
by Shae_loves_life003 November 9, 2017
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Simon

The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.
Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.
by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014
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Diggy Simmons

A 16 year old rapper who has...interesting swag and an amazing smile.
Friend #1: Oh, that's Diggy Simmons?

Friend #2: Yep.
Friend #1: He is soooo cute.
by Sky Phillyyy...:) August 13, 2011
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Natalie Simon

One of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet, often described as fantastic, beautiful and decidedly brilliant (: One of those girls you'll move the earth for, or simply not move away from because you love.
"Hey babe, why do you have to be such a Natalie Simon?"
by Shatty2theMax August 31, 2011
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hunter simmons

The biggest goddamn pussy known to mankind.
Girl: you’re acting like hunter simmons
Hunter: *cries like a bitch*
by Hunter’s Mom October 17, 2019
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SIMON LEBON

Quite Simply the Sexiest Man with the most Sensual Voice on this Planet.

Oh, Yeah, and also the lead vocalist of the 80's band, Duran Duran.
It is my dream to fuck Simon LeBon while listening to *Hungry Like The Wolf*, in *Rio* on *Planet Earth* as my *Reflex* makes his pants *Come Undone* while *Saving a Prayer* for the *Wild Boys* during a *New Moon on Monday*. *Nortorious*......
by V August 2, 2004
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simon moir

Guy that is under 4 foot 9
by SimonMoirAFag June 5, 2018
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