A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.
by Professor Kiwi September 4, 2016
Get the Simonemug. A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.
"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
by G.ayboi July 13, 2017
Get the Simonemug. a sexy beast? no As we call him the reject to socity when he was born he came out with a vigina but as he hit 13 so became the hidden 1inch penis not knowing what to do he asked a few gay men and they showed the him the RIGHT way he loves so eat giant black dicks and the most akward penis ever his many genecti diseses and loves young fat men biggest recored 17inch dildo depp throat WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER
by mother97897696786 January 4, 2012
Get the Simonmug. That guy who gets made fun of for a big mole on his cheek. He is a suave boy and trys to fit in with the big cunts. He is the superior to any blake in the world.
by Professor Suave August 8, 2019
Get the Simonmug. by keepingitreal123 October 16, 2018
Get the Simonmug. Person 1: You're being such a Simon right now.
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*
Person 2: Oh shit
Person 1: I'm a guy lol
Person 2: *Dies*
by TKS205 November 5, 2019
Get the Simonmug. To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.
by The Swoll Master December 31, 2009
Get the Simonmug.