shredded wheat

The aftermath when your dick has been sucked and scraped up by teeth.

I told the bitch she left me with shredded wheat after the bj.

by Enernational February 23, 2010

shredder

only the coolest people in the world....the people who fuck cows and the occasional sheep, while using fly vocabulay like "nice" and "sweet" and pulling amazing ollies

woah, you fucked chris obrian....you are such a shredder

by XtremeShredds April 10, 2005

Shredded

An expression used to convay feelings of depression, grogginess, and/or hung over.

Man, i feel totally shredded

by Penstripe February 7, 2004

shredded beef

1. adj. A state of being in which one does not feel as one should, as in being deliriously tired or completely and totally drunk beyond reasonable recovery.

2. n. Way of preparing or serving beef in shaved strips. Similar to ground beef.

1. Dan: How many Prairie Fires did you drink, man?

Jon: I had like six and now I'm completely shredded beef. I don't know what's going on.

2. Customer: I'd like two beef tacos.

Geoff: Would you like those with ground beef or shredded beef?

by C.O.K. Squad June 26, 2005

shredded

Can be used in place of many words ... but mainly describes someone who is way too drunk.

Did you see Eddie last night at the party? Man he was shredded!

by Blasman February 11, 2006

Rib Spreader

the act of stretching a girls ribs out from the inside while having intercourse often causing great discomfort while simultaneously giving great pleasure. This is only possible with a Morgajam sized man hammer

Come here James, throw that rib spreader in these guts till you make em' crack you thick whistle uterus bruiser!

by YodaznVa August 21, 2008

carrot shredder

its the same thing as sucking a dick

your a carrot shredder !

by shelly May 13, 2005