Shiteable

Appropriate place to take a sh*t.

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.

by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

shitdemârde

Expression used when things go wrong. It is useful to make people get over a small incident or, on the opposite, it can be used to dramatize a situation. It's all in the intonation!

Notes:
You can also avoid pronuncing the "t" in shit; it's more classy.
Shi-demârde.
The sound or the "â" is longer, like the one in Mârdi grAs.
ps. Marde=shit in French so the expression depicts shit made of shit.

girl: I broke a nail again.
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with sympathy)

girl: I lost my job!
boy: Shitdemârde! (said with alarm)

by KIK514 March 5, 2009

Shitea

A shitty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. You want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. Screw that I'll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before I drink essence of Wilfred's asshole.

Ex 1: "I went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. I was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. Instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of shitea."

Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"

by TeaHee March 19, 2014

shite talker

A shite talker is some body who lies, bullshits or 'talks shite'

'I rode three tinder moths at the weekend'

'Josh is a shite talker'

by Niamhalicous June 8, 2016

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

shy shitter

a person who is embarrassed to shit in public restrooms, or one who is embarrassed to shit when other people are close by.

He would never go to the bathroom when other people were around, he'd hold it all day long till he got home from work and would let it go. That man is a shy shitter.

by RdEx March 18, 2006