shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

shitfuck

A pathetic attempt by people with no language skills to say something using only the words they know. Used by morons who don't know any words other than f*** and s***. There are many synonyms which are much more creative, interesting and precise in meaning:

shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...

Reporter interviewing random person on the street: "So, what do you think about the economy these days?"

"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"

Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"

by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009

shitfucked

when shit is really fucked up.

Craig: Honestly, we have better things to talk about than you.
Tim: Yeah, like my shitfucked marriage.

by The Accountants March 4, 2011

Shitcunt

Just after doing anal. normal sex is performed resulting in a Shitcunt

Me: eeeewwwww why have you got a Shitcunt
Her: well we did just do anal

by Freddiep September 19, 2015

shitfuck

To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"

I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.

by Zachary Pine February 7, 2010

Shitfinger

To steal or to mess up other people's things

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.

by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009

shitmungles

A form of rage filled outburst.

Oh, shitmungles. I stepped on dog shit.

by M. Hynes August 6, 2003