When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested
by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025

What da inflatable "Otto Pilot" probably hoped dat his also-air-filled female-pilot companion would be for him at da end of da comedy movie "Airplane!" --- his "stick" had already been given "lip-service" by Elaine when he had previously deflated, and so by now "he liked it, he loved it, and he wanted some more of it!"
Da reason dat Otto only aspired to have his "blow-up doll" colleague serve as a "stick-shaker" --- i.e., he would need to receive just a hand-job this time, as opposed to any more warm-and-moist-and-juicy-lipped fellatio --- was dat said balloon-juice-filled companion would not be able to open her mouth without also "losing her wind".
by QuacksO July 4, 2023

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”
by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023

Man who shakes their penis in the bed to impress his girl with his penis-shaking skills. If the girl is wet, he removes her clothes, then starts to insert and extract his penis into her gently, which results in her vagina shaking at hypersonic speeds.
Monica: Shake it, Shake it, baby!
Shaker: *Shakes*
Monica: *Moans* Oh! I'm shaking! Oh! I'm so shaky!
Shaker: *Shakes*
Monica: *Moans* Oh! I'm shaking! Oh! I'm so shaky!
by Koro6einik May 3, 2023

by lovemeeeeeee September 29, 2009

by Tech321 May 22, 2015
