Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.

Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.

by Juicy A June 24, 2016

Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

by The OG Manager February 18, 2020

cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

Gas Shaft

When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.

Or

If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!

I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.

by Reeltor November 9, 2012

Quill Shaft

verb.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.

noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.

verb.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.

noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.

by TopShape13 November 12, 2011

Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.

The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting

by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019

quivering shaft

Whenst thy shaft is placed so firmly betwixt a maiden's busom or vaginal lips so succulently, and the sensation doth become so overwhelming that thy shaft quivers with glee

I'm rocking a quivering shaft at this strip club right now mom call me later.

by ItsDaPoleece December 28, 2013