the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015

by julierileys April 19, 2015

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
by bench knight May 6, 2015

by Pussilia August 13, 2009

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.
Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.
by Definishun October 9, 2020

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
