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gobble shaft

the gobbleshaft can be best defined as the act of holding the woman by the ears then proceeding to thrust repeatedly in her mouth until climax then soon after you flip her over and penetrate her asshole in one stroke hence giving her the shaft
some dude: Yo I gobble shafted the hell out of her!!
Adam likes to gobble shaft the ladies 24/7
by Kiro the mother fucka March 9, 2015
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shaft sisters

When two girls have had sex with the same guy
"Stacy, did you fuck Josh?"
"Yeah, last month"
"Dude, I fucked him, too!"
"We're shaft sisters!"
by julierileys April 19, 2015
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Greasy Shaft

A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
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Shit the Shaft

When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.
by bench knight May 6, 2015
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shaft mosser

Someone who fools around with dicks.
Damn that girl is fine.
Hope she's a shaft mosser.
by Pussilia August 13, 2009
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cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.
Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.
by Definishun October 9, 2020
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self-shaft

In college, a difficult professor might shaft the class. By extension, 'self-shaft' means taking the same class independent study.
Calc 3? I'm taking that self-shaft next semester.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
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