murder seat

A seat, chair, stool or booth in which one sits where you can’t see danger from behind, or have a view of crazy people, or have a clear exit, or view of the room or surroundings.

Hey Sara, if you get there first, save me a good seat. I don’t want the murder seat.

by Roll Sound March 13, 2022

Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

Seat Baby

The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.

"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"

by synackle November 5, 2008

power seats

Seats in anyplace where you can see everything.

Used in the Gilmore girls S2:E14

We were fortunate enough to get the power seats since we arrived early.

by BrownyBear February 10, 2017

pop seating

When someone is in a anal position with their spouse.
Could also be for popping a pill or some type of drug.

Why are you pop seating?

by dsayw June 28, 2022

dick seat

When a girl wears a skirt and the front of the bike seat looks like a black dong!

Damn sally, wear a longer dress. You are showing dick seat!

by GangstaZ April 20, 2014

slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 29, 2023