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Mouth Sculpting

The ability to sculpt anothers throat with your penis.
Ben was able to begin mouth sculpting Kelly's throat throught the use of his large and uncircumsised penis, creating a masterpiece.
by Richard Hatless March 8, 2009
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scalped

to easily thrash some1 at a something, eg. a football match
paul: How did the match go
Dun: I fuckin scalped him
by Dun June 18, 2006
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Scump

a word that describes something with a cuteness rating of unbelievable magnitude. It can be used to describe a dog or another domestic animal of that sort.
Rosie
Sunny
Mia

"She is a little scump, right?"
"Look at that scump run like a scump!"
by Brian Voskerijian December 9, 2008
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Scalp Cookie

A "Scalp Cookie" is a small patch of dry scalp anywhere on the head, (sometimes brought on by hair products) that often compells a person to scratch or pick at the area of dry skin for long periods of time. This is also a nervous habit for some. There is ususally a pleasurable feeling or release associated with the scratching or subtle picking of the scalp cookie in question.
I'm digging for scalp cookies or "ooh I just found a good scalp cookie to pick out
by linguistocrat December 25, 2009
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scalp pizza

A small to medium size scab found on the scalp. Usually as a result of a recently busted zit.
After scratching the back of his head for a moment or two, Bob presented a fine slice of scalp pizza at the tip of his forefinger.
by Kobiyashi Maru January 6, 2009
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scalpy

When a man with a smooth, bald head lubes up that dome and places it in the female crotchal area, spinning it about rapidly.
"I thought it would suck to be bald, Carl, but my loving wife loves it when I smear vaseline all over my gleaming dome and give her the ol' rapid scalpy."
by inventor of the scalpy March 13, 2008
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SCALP

A part of the human body, locatied above the neck. such as some head, or some brains, or some mouth, or some tounge, or some scalp. Used to dicribe oral sex on the male penis.
Yo' momma came over last night and gave up the SCALP, It was almost as good as your sister last week when she gave up the brains.
by KIKA CHULA April 29, 2006
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