scrambled eggs

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

by K-Pax December 29, 2005

Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005

Scrambled Eggs

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.

I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.

by Neil Mik January 26, 2009

scrambled egg

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".

Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

scrandle

to scramble in an uncoordinated manner

Anna quickly scrandled out of bed and fell onto the floor.

by Carol of the Bells February 25, 2009

scramble name

1. a name that spells like you took some letters out of a scramble bag and made a name out of it.

2. a name so made up, that only scramble letters can spell it
3. a name that usually is pronounced like a common name, but is spelled unusually.

Tiffany's name is spelled like a scramble name: Typhanie.
Izona, Kymathie, Ziara, Nevija, NyJhaia, Myangeleeze, Typhanie,

by LovelyAsh August 28, 2010

Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013