SCP

it doesn't exist. never has, and never will. ̶i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶ the SCP Foundation is not real. ̶(̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶R̶I̶G̶H̶T̶ ̶S̶T̶O̶P̶ ̶M̶E̶S̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶D̶A̶M̶N̶I̶T̶)̶

person 1: hey what's an SCP??
person 2: a SC-what now??

by SCP-3NTHUS14ST June 5, 2022

SCP

A community writing project in the format of a numbered collection of top secret documents describing anomalies that must be "secured, contained, and protected" from the public, including the procedures by which the anomalies are secured, contained, and protected.

Are you familiar with the SCP universe?

by Evalkyrie October 27, 2025

SCP

The SCP foundation is a fictional foundation that was made when a game called SCP containment breach was released on steam ever since it has had such a large base like cos-players, keyboard warriors, tiktokers, gamers, etc. this base has also got discord servers one of them being "Site-37" a rp server created by a guy named "SpockMarine" on tiktok in an attempt to make friends, this server specifically is full of people that are hypocritical and have no knowledge of any military structure such as admins and mods becoming captains and generals immediately after making a character, most of the people have anime characters and love power play. Most of these guys are Nazi's and Wheraboos because they think its cool. The admins will ban you for the most famous reason that mee6 will tell you "Retarded" example below.

A: *person following rules and rping*
Kusan13: *Court martial's for war crimes even though SCP does not follow the Geneva convention*
A: *deals with it*
Kusan13 and others: *warns for arguing*
Kusan13 and others: *bans for no reason*
Kusan13 and others: *does the dumb thing by inviting a broken bot back that will not accept people in the server even though the owner wants more people*

by Zillo500 August 12, 2022

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon.

Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.

by YaboiToast November 5, 2023

SCP

The acronym for the words "Secure Contain Protect" or "Special Containment Procedures".
If you put it in front of a group of numbers e.g. SCP-027 or SCP-999 and you search online (e.g. Google or Youtube) , you either get a sci-fi abomination about some fucked up shit that was written by some mentally insane individual or some wholesome orange slime that cures depression and is a chocoholic.

'SCP-001 "When Day Breaks" is happening, please stay indoors at all times.'

Every sane being, anomaly and universe that wants to fucking live:

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by Chippythefurry0w0 May 7, 2022

SCP

An entity that is contained by the famous organization the SCP Foundation. This entity can range from a forever regeneration banana bowl to satan themself.

SCP-682 had breached containment. All evacuation shelters are to be filled with all non-combatant personnel on site.

by Dr. Buck May 27, 2022

SCP

YOU SHALL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

Dad: hey Timmy SCP. Timmy: its 5am let me sleep.

by ahhhhhh 78634 September 5, 2021