Foundations of Scientific Inquiry

Called FSI, probably one of the most annoying forms of science ever devised. It involves theories, memorization of the periodic table, and lots of algebra that require four steps to solve. Many of these have frustrating formulas in order to determine specific heat, Boor's Law, mole to atom conversions, orbital notation, balancing from the activity series, and many others that can make your life miserable. Usually, the bookwork involves a large amount of problems that take hours to complete. The tests are also your worst enemy, and those who study for seven freaking hours usually get a 50 on every single test.

Scenario 1:
Miss Sakuraba: For homework tonight, please complete problems 1-9, doing every single problem!
Susumu: Are you freaking high on marijuana!? There can possibly be no way I can do every single one of them!

Scenario 2:
God dang it I failed Miss Sakuraba's Foundations of Scientific Inquiry class and now I have to take it again!

by The Real Driller May 22, 2017

scientist

an individual who aplies the realms of mathematics and the sciences to do things that are difficule without ever knowing why. a scientist will never care about science ever benefiting humanity, only advancing science for the sake of science

don't be a scientist, be an engineer.

by bmedork January 4, 2004

why don't scientists trust atoms?

because they make up everything...

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by FishyFrog May 20, 2022

Scientition

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.

I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!

by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011

Scientists

A group of people with the search skills of a private detective who are extremely proficient in finding and posting original sources, names, or links from various online content.

Scientists are mostly seen posting the name or link to an unidentified porn photograph or gif, but sometimes find artacles or news reports.

Users often put out a general call to Scientists if they wish to find information about a post.

"This sexy teen (18+) plays with her big boobs"

Scientists, get to work

by Grey Hexagon August 26, 2016

scientesticles

to have scientesticles is to have copious amounts of courage when putting forward a scientific theory or idea. may be damaged by failiure.

"man, einstein had HUGE scientesticles to go against isaac newton like that"

"turns out string theory is bull, must have been a giant kick in the scientesticles for big steve hawking!"

by mr. Alan Paul Rick March 14, 2010

Dirty Scientist

Dirty scientist is relatet to the sex position dirty sanchez. An Italian young man namend Anton could not pronounce Sanchez correctly so he said scientist. While doing this a few friends of him came up with this: Dirty Scientist- Is when you take a test tube and are so desperate to stick it up ur ass so you do it. After that you shit into it and eat it.
Anton is now known as a god to all gays and anal fuck lovers.

Karan was so desperate to fuck in the science room so he got a test tube and started Dirty Scientist .

by Anton capasa August 6, 2008