Schadenfraud

noun.

someone pretending to derive pleasure from other's misfortune to fit in with their douchebag friends, but really they feel just awful about it.

Jeremy was laughing with his buddies at the video of skaters wiping out, but he was a schadenfraud, because inside he was horrified by the carnage.

by Bobakalacka March 30, 2017

Schtankie

pronounced
Shhh tank eeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy

Word created by James Saul, Sarah Hanlon, Julianna Bergstrom, Rochelle Kives and all the other lovely people on the Marco Polo in the summer of 2007.

Word used to describe anything.

An extension to ones name

ex1
Look at the little schtankie

ex2
Jamesschtankie!

ex3
You're a cute little schtankie

ex4
Hey Schtankie how are you

by James Saul March 28, 2008

Schtamp

This word has multiple meanings it could be good or bad. It could be used in a nice way like "Dude you are so schtamp" (similar to cool). It can also be bad like "dude you are such a schtamp". (in this example schtamp i like vulgar word)

You are so schtamp

by MG Pimpin February 24, 2009

schaam

Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.

person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'

by Merkin boy December 14, 2008

Schaam

Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.

person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'

by Merkin boy March 19, 2007

schack

-a douche bag

- a bag that is used for the cleansing of a vaginal canal

Dude, that girls vagina is disgusting, she better schack it, or Im not touching it.

Shut the fuck up, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

Schadenfraud

Pleasure derived from the minor irritation or annoyance of others.

Person A: Dude, why are you slow rolling me?
Person B: I don't know, I guess I just have a mean streak of of Schadenfraud

by Sick Variance November 8, 2010