Schrodinger's Cringe

Something that is both Cringe and Based at the same time.
Person 1: Arcade Craniacs is so cringe
Person 2: They are pretty self aware tho
Person 3: Schrodinger's cringe
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up, Person 3.
by TMRTWO June 22, 2021
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Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"
Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?
by HahaFunnyMan May 07, 2020
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Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.
Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.
by Forillz December 18, 2017
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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020
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Schrodinger's Brownie

A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.
My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".
by Wizerd1889 September 12, 2021
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Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out
by Pider-Myn January 30, 2022
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