schlagman

A person who acts incredibly stupid or acts like a jerk

Don't be such a schlagman.

by nett1es January 15, 2012

Schlabenzie

Schla-ben-zie (also Schlaben)

1. commonly used among English speaking people; under the influence of an intellectual German mood asking the well-being of (someone)

2. impulse | (uttering a loud call) outrageous, frustrating and aggravating situations

1. asking the well-being of (someone)

Example 1:
Person 1: Schlabenzie?
Person 2: Im great! I just ran in circles for 20 minutes!

2. uttering a loud call
Example 1:
(Tom loses to a girl in a match of arm wrestling)
Person 2: SCHHHHHHHHLAAAAAAABEEEEEENZZIIEEEEEEEEE!!@!@!!

by PostHermes October 18, 2011

schlaag

A rude insult, as in calling them mean, rude, or a jerk. It's used just like the "f" word.

"Your being a schlaag."" What the schlaag."

by Logical_wisdom January 23, 2015

schlaberlatz

A person or thing that has a strange look. For example a long beard, snot from the nose, or tentacles, or a wobbling stomach.

Synonym: wobbler

"Man that guy has a schlaberlatz"
"Did you see that guy's schlaberlatz hanging from his nose?"

by Sheeeshkabobb July 9, 2017

schlage

When you're high as fuck and are too lazy to get up or do anything for anyone

Oh my god, stop being a Schlage!

by Shlagedong August 19, 2017

Schlaggy tuesday

(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.

Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"

"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"

"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"

by Djtsizzle867 November 22, 2017

schlaf't

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Man #1: Hey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe

by Wibbster_joe May 9, 2018