schnapping

Going shopping after drinking schnapps or any other alcohol beverage

"There is nothing to do."
"Wanna go schnapping at the walmart ?"
"Hellz yeah."

by mallory faye January 11, 2008

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

rabbit slapping

When you're fucking a bitch and your balls slap the top of her pussy

Dude, i was rabbit slapping this bitch so hard she couldn't walk the next day

by mynameismarky November 17, 2013

lowkey slapping

What you say about someone you haven't noticed is hot before.

*See's someone who is usually average but is looking hot today*
Me: "Damn! They're lowkey slapping!"

by iamlowkeyslapping June 2, 2018

bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.

Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.

by brody brono October 8, 2006

Slapping pancakes

when a girl masturbates

What is she doing?
Slapping pancakes.

What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?

by Robin91 April 4, 2009