Sliding Sasquatch

Have at least a 12 inch penis, 13 is ideal, and it’s gotta be hairy. Then you do a u-turn in the vagina and come back out just enough to jizz on yourself.

Yo, I totally sliding sasquatched Tay last night and it was amazing

by mott mikers November 18, 2018

viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.

Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Dirty Crumple Sasquatch

When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.

Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.

by KRock789 October 20, 2014

Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation June 9, 2016

Sasnatch

n. hairy like a Sasquatch

damn dat girl got a sasnatch stank like one too

by Not Kiran August 12, 2016

Droid Sasquach

Aka Bigfoot. A robot aka a robot named "Droid" a hidden truth about the roswell crash where a top secret robot "aka" Droid. the robot claimed to habe come from another planet. This so called robot Droid was brought to area 51 for testing its actually point of origin. This robot called Droid escaped throu a narrow passage in area 51 that was so called a holding chamber for used oil drums. It is beleiced that this Droid knocked over many drums of oil while escaping and later and the speed of light ran throu a Nevada chicken farm and was covered in fethers . that's fused to its titanium Fram that was overheated whith oil by running at the speed of light and the feathers turned pitch. Black and melted onto its frame. The story of Bigfoot has really been the biggest area 51 cover up.

Droid sasquach isn't a animal its a robot bro.

by Jalopagan April 12, 2023

sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon

by ryan January 16, 2005