Smooth Sailor

A drink most commonly consumed by those who attend Eckerd College. A bitch drink. For those lacking the ability to handle their liquor.

Bro 1: Brah, I can make you a gnarly Smooth Sailor.

Bro 2: Dude, man up and take a shot.

by 123456789ABCDDEFG December 8, 2010

Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.

Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?

by Bertie Ahern December 9, 2008

Sailor Beard

A sailor beard is when a woman’s pubic hair resembles that of a big hairy beard on a sailor

guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush

guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy

guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard

by 6willdoit April 6, 2021

Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.

Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.

by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013

sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate

justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked

by southpaw365 May 2, 2014

Sailor Boomer

A Sailor Moon fan who only watches the 90s dub of the original anime made by DIC Entertainment and Cloverway Inc and will refuse to watch the original Japanese subbed, the Viz Media dub, Sailor Moon Crystal, or even read the original manga.

They're most commonly found in comment sections of "DIC Dub vs. Viz Dub" YouTube videos, screeching about how much better the old dub is.

They're basically the Genwunners or SpongeBoomers of the Sailor Moon fandom. Take caution, they're extremely toxic people.

Person 1: "Ugh, I can't believe that Hulu doesn't have the old dub of Sailor Moon! Viz Media ruined 20 years of DIC magic!"

Person 2: "Ok, Sailor Boomer."

by whatareyoudoingonmyprofile August 4, 2020

Salty Sailor

A body shot where you pour rum down a man's back, letting it trickle through his crack and past his taint, catching it in your mouth as it drips off his balls.

Martha watched in aww as her friend Mikey did a salty sailor off of the ripped stripper at the bar.

by IdHitThat August 6, 2023