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stripper crumbs

The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.
The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed
by strippercrumbsexpert August 14, 2016
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Stripper Strep

After a stripper feeds the bird and a day later you can’t swallow anything.
Hey Larry what happened to your voice?

Sapphire was feeding the bird during my lap dance last night at Ba Da Bing

Oh snap, yeah you totally have stripper strep
by Mathemagician January 16, 2021
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Stripper ikea

A dumb ass kid that dances on poles at church because they think they will clout but instead they get weird perverts on there Snapchat
John: look he is a stripper ikea

Susana: ya I hope he knows about the perverts looking at him
by Therealzzstripper May 14, 2020
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stripper cash

A large bundle of $1.00 bills that may be spent on anything, not just at the strip club. strippers, strip club, $1.00, dollar bill, money, singles, honey money
I brought a lot of stripper cash to tip the valets at the hotel.
by joecoolthefool October 25, 2017
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Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.
When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.
by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010
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Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity
damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.
by <3Weed October 19, 2009
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Stripper Tanlines

Tan lines that make you look like a stripper.
i.e. megan and kristin.
Those stripper tanlines are a bit ridiculous!
by retart1234567890 May 3, 2010
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