Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

by Ardias November 16, 2022

Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003

Double Fudge Stool Dual

The act of two people seated on a toilet while having intercourse and defecating simultaneously.

Brandi and Jesse were so close that they loved to Double Fudge Stool Dual.

by chz160 March 27, 2009

toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

Stoolbox

Complaining about how bad something is.

"The requirements are not good enough; the tests are all failing; the code is hard to follow; management is cancerous." Hey- get off your stoolbox. Its not all that bad.

by GIJoeallen April 13, 2010

Post Stool Anal Readjustment

Post Stool Anal Readjustment, or PSAR, is the feeling you get in your anus following a heavy poo as your anus readjusts.

For some this may invoke a glorious feeling of liberty, others pleasure, others pain and/or shame.

"Sorry bro, just going through some PSAR."
"PSAR?"
"Post Stool Anal Readjustment, that feeling you get after flogging a heavy bog."
"Ahhh, I love that"

by arden-chh December 16, 2012

Italian stool

when you sit on someone's face to have your asshole licked and the result is so good that you scream out "that's amore!"

Yo, I got Italian stooled by Giovanna last night. Way girl be working the tongue on my Brazilianed booty-tang made me cry out "that's amore!"

by ElliotNateMattBobby October 8, 2014