rusty teaspoon

A person whom is a wank player of video games.

Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.

by Captain-Girth January 19, 2014

Rusty Ferguson

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

by unlvseamus May 30, 2014

Rusty Catsup Bottle

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.

She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.

by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014

Rusty Porch

When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.

Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"

by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016

Rusty pulley

A woman, usually older in age, who is a mother; and also is retired from the profession of providing sexual services to anyone in exchange for cash money. The initial contract agreement is verbal and taken place in a public place such as a street corner.

Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"

by dirty_rotten June 14, 2016

rusty trumpbone

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.

Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

by Zamzara November 29, 2016

Rusty Fence

When a woman sits on a person's face in the act of cunnilingus, while she is having a heavy menses flow.

I asked her to sit on my face and she gave me a rusty fence!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019