When you go to the video store and rent a wicked old VHS of Fight Club to watch with your hot girlfriend (must be brunette or it doesn't work as good) and you watch the movie and get kinky with her in the Robert Paulson scene.
After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.
After the film you do the nasty and halfway through you completely go limp, totally dead, you hold your breath for as long as you can until that bitch thinks you're dead. Then and only then will she start to chant "His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson." Then you finish inside her like never before and you realise that there is no girlfriend and she is actually your hand. Fight Clubbed.
Hahah, Dwayne watched Fight Club alone last night and totally did a His name is Robert Paulson again..
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According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.
Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
According to local stories, a gentleman named Robert Hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order.
Synonym Phrase: The wheels fell off
After leading the league for most of the season, the Phillies will probably fall apart like a Robert Hall suit and finish in last place.
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The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.
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mysterious fire boy you wouldnt like to mess with
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mysterious fire boy you wouldnt like to mess with
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I'm not normally into fatties, but Jodie pulled an Oral Roberts on me while we were in the Applebee's parking lot. I owe her $100 now.
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