ritchie

ritchie is either a woman or a male who has a lot of money and doesent flex it as much.

yo ritchie whats up?

ritchie what u up to?

by pandora_ October 20, 2019

ritCAHHK

The process of going to the river with a rag and soaking up fresh water to later squeeze into a glass and then choke

Hey Matthew, I just went to a self-help seminar where they demonstrated the art of ritCAHHk.
OMG! Abi I have been doing ritCHAHHk for years and I must tell you it's very therapeutic :)

by Abbott!! April 28, 2020

Ritoviti

The pasta a short person Accidentally brings up in a conversation when you are trying to impress a fat Italian man with your knowledge of his culture But utterly fail

Fat Italian man: what is your favourite pasta

Short person: Ritoviti is amazing

Fat Italian man: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY CULTURE

by Flubby19 May 17, 2020

RITO

RITO is an album by Caleb Mccoy. Short for Ready In The Offseason. It includes songs such as: Oak szn, Shine, Ready, and What its gon be.

yo ima cop that RITO cd

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

RITO

A very out going, funny, and amazing in the sack man. He is a very strong minded and rather temperamental man. Even though he is usually a straight up type of guy, who most ppl might take as an asshole, deep down in there is the biggest heart you have ever seen any ,n,,&&dman have. He is generous in so many ways, and makes sure no one goes without while in his presence. He has one hell of a temper, so try hard not to piss him off because he will snap. I love him because he is a man that provides for his family and never let's them go without.hes not perfect but he is dam close.

Rito is my boyfriend, andi love him.

by M1aGonzales February 20, 2021

rito

A rito is a womanly man who cries in the face of adversity but claims he’s from the streets. An emasculated rat who stabs his friends in the back to make their shitty existence seem worthwhile until Karma catches up
And they get hit by a bus or something wild.

This little Rito talked tough until he got punched in the mouth by someone in the crowd, and then he ran to security crying for help screaming “I need protection from the men”

by DW4LYFE June 9, 2021

Ritchieing it

Fucking something to the point of it being irreparable

He Ritchied it On dayz last night by crashing our new car. Ritchieing it again

by CanadianYup July 23, 2021