ritard

rEtard

Try telling that to Rain Man! He practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ritard!

by jake.herring January 9, 2010

Ross Ritalin

A boy with accounts on myspace and bebo, from Scotland in the UK who is well known on both social networking sites for wearing exessive amounts of fake tan, more makeup than a girl, white nail extensions, and horrendously tiny outfits. Like a female stripper would. He prides himself on being cheap and tacky. And does ganguro makeup.
He's appearing on the bbc3 show ''Snog Marry Avoid" on April the 13th. He used to look really cool with his pale skin and peircings but now he just looks like shit. He's in numerous myspace perfection groups like VIP, PD and AS. Why? I don't know.

Omg Girlfriend don't go out wearing shorts like that! your hotpants are smaller than RossRitalins!

My tangerine looks simelar to Ross Ritalin

by IndieCindy13 March 19, 2009

RitaFaye

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy, graceful, and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.

A beautiful and talented goddess who is probably WAY out of your league.

I sure would like me some RitaFaye, but her beauty, intelligence, and grace make me feel inadequate.

by Anonymous Person #4536 October 18, 2008

Ritation

Like one's personal rap sheet.

There was a fake report put out on me because I didn't plead the fif, so the cops wrote me a ritation.

by Redyr December 4, 2013

ritahj

I LOVE RITAHJ she is such a wonderful person just being in her presence makes me happy. she's so calming and is very relaxing to be around. she is very innovative ad creative. too good art (a lil too good) anyways she is one of those people who are genuinely just kind and reliable. I feel like I can tell her anything. she has a very infectious smile so I always have to automatically smile back. also her tooth gem is really cool. overall Ritahj is a great friend to have and I'm very grateful for her :)

random ugly man to ritahj: Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future
me hana: EW you ugly freak she's too good for you

by Rinezhaa May 25, 2023

ritalin

Ritalin is Methylphenidate which is a type of speed.

GUy1: gimme some ritalin... man...
guY2: no they are mine
gUy1: fuck... not even a little... man?
guY2: no, absolutly not you are not getting any of my ritalin.
guy1: fuck... man

by fuckingonyourfrontlawn August 4, 2006

ritardo

1. a stupid white boy with a girl fro and a gay green honda who thinks he is a mexican badass. a guy who thinks he can fight, but is really a pussy and has his "boyz" fight his battles for him. a guy who can't speak proper English and sometimes not even completing sentences that even make sense. someone who feels up his girlfriend, and starts huge fights online with people who refuse to be his friend, and to prove his nonexistant masculinity. someone who needs approval from everyone around him. all talk and no action. you could call him a dick, if he even had one.

2. a very catchy dance used by these guys' ex girlfriends to make fun of them

3. another variation of Ricardo, the mexican name for Richard, combined with their character analysis: retard

Ricardo: "tellin uz 2 gO learn hOw 2 speak englishh nigga... Haha mayne yu white nd yu cnt speak ur Own language. U stupid. While u go to the parkn lot and I drive to tere."

Normal Person: "...are you a ritardo?"

by apitcher13 August 15, 2010