Tyson Jay Ritter

Lead singer of The All-American Rejects hottest mother fucker you'll ever see in your life

Tyson Jay Ritter is the pure breed of sexyness.

by Mrs.TyRitter October 15, 2006

Tyson Ritter

OH MY GOD!!! Tyson Ritter is one of the hottest guys everrr, he so sweet, gives AMAZING hugs and is one on the best lead singers in the world. He also cares a lot about his fans (especially the die hard fans) he'll stop to take at least one last pic with his truest fan (ME :p) before he goes to sound check, but all together hes a lovely, hot piece of man candy that anyone wishes they could be with ;)

Tyson Ritter is one fine piece of man candy :0

by Britter_AAR May 23, 2010

riette

a girl who is particuarly groovy and gorgeous

"that girl is soooo riette"

by Melissa January 17, 2004

Rotten Scotsman

A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.

Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"

by Billy Madison June 5, 2003

Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath

When ones breath smells like they've been chewing on a rotting animal carcass that had been left in the hot sun, combined this with not drinking liquids for a long period of time and you get Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath.

I once tongue kissed this guy at a party but almost gagged because he had thirsty rotten carcass breath. He needed a drink, a mint and an orthodontist.

by Big Bobby Bacon November 8, 2012

Rotten Pussy

A rotten pussy is a vagina in which discolored discharge appears from fucking multiple men without proper protection.

dammit patricia I shouldn't have f***** THAT many people in one night I have some kind of rotten pussy stuff going on in my vagina maybe I should go get checked out.

by Fckngetlykeme May 15, 2018

Poop shoot riot

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.

The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.

by MrRoche November 25, 2004