Lord of the Rings

An overrated trilogy in both book and movie form. It is an extremely boring trilogy that has been made into 3 hour movies that drag on and are impossible to watch.

Only the huge nerds can sit through a Lord of the Rings movie. For a normal person, it's impossible.

Nerd: "Hey, have you seen the Lord of the Rings?"
Normal Guy: "I tried to. I couldn't watch more than an hour."
Nerd: "OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? IT'S SO AMAZING OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID!!! BEST MOVIES EVER!
Normal Guy: "Nice nerdgasm dude. Peace."

by Infinite-X June 22, 2011

Lord Of The Rings

A man who dominates another man's anus (or 'ring') with his erect penis.

Once he gets it in and starts f**king, he's the 'Lord Of The Rings'

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

Lord of the Rings

A trilogy written by J.R.R. Tolkien, fantasy set in a place called Middle Earth, which is inhabited by hobbits and the like. While in high school in the early 70s, many of my fellow stoners were heavily into this trilogy and its precursor, The Hobbit. Led Zeppelin made references to it in a few of their songs, and Robert Plant was a known Tolkien enthusiest. This, of course, made it required reading for any self-respecting hippie, but I was strictly a poser when it came to this and other stoner sci-fi or fantasy, and after about the first 50 pages of the first book The Fellowship of the Ring, I found it too boring to read on.

In the 70s, the more cerebral stoners were into reading The Lord of the Rings.

by Woody Thomas August 23, 2008

Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.

Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.

by J February 26, 2003

ringass

An endless ass. A person who never stops being an ass, as in a never ending ring.

He was a complete ringass.

by jB January 6, 2004

ringulily

A human vase for flowers via the anus. The process in which someone sits on their head with there ass cheeks spread wide open, and places a flower in his/her poopshoot.

My friend is drawing the human form and she asked me to stand in for some model. I choose to pose in the form of a ringulily.

by Bobbiee martin September 11, 2005

Rineus

Normally used with 'Le' at the beginning but can often be without. It seems french but its not. It doesnt mean anything in french but in english it means the righteous power. It's pronounced le rin-yo. You have to make the shwaya hand gesture and add a french accent to the end for the full effect. The creator of this word use's it as a way of saying please and thank you.

Dude1: Can i borrow a pen... rineus?
Dude2: Sure here ya go.
Dude1: Rineus.

LE RINEUS POWER DE RAISINS... sorry french moment...le gar!...sorry

by Peasant Folks May 10, 2006