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lettuce be reality

An attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.
Derek: "Nah it's not weird, I just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. Tons of guys do it."
Robert: "Lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot."
by The Latin Warrior May 15, 2011
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Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.
Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."
by Newmagic November 21, 2010
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reality

Reality has become a commodity.
When money dictates the content of Wikipedia entries, reality may be defined by the highest bidder.
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Relatable

Word very much in use by students, meaning someone or something you can relate to.
Lady Gaga said that there must be something greater than her, meaning that there must be a God. That´s relatable to my ego
by rperazag August 15, 2010
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Can't relate

Sister jeffree star made this a thing. Jus say it when you simply can't relate
Period.
"I can't afford that!" "Can't relate."
by Hit or miss i guess they hUhH December 14, 2018
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Shifting Realities

Shifting realities is where you change your reality. What i mean is that you can script how you want a certain life, and then you can practice trying to move your subconsciousness to that reality. It is a really fun topic, and you should give it a go sometime!
Did you hear about that new thing going around? It's called shifting realities!

Oh, that's cool! I will try it sometime!
by Nearsofficial March 21, 2021
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My life experiences have shaped my opinion and my outlook on life. Your life experiences have really screwed with your head.
Your reality is not my reality" can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: "What the hell are you thinking?" -or- "You and I do not see eye-to-eye" -or- "it's not my fault you have a hole in your neck - why are you grossing me out with your stop smoking commercial?
by Mr. sluggo February 21, 2011
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