religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

Religious Left

A group that is incredibly tired of all the hatred directed at religion.

Why'd you flip out on that guy? He just hated Christians.
Oh, I'm in the Religious Left. I'm just getting tired of people hating me for doing nothing.

by Jesterthechaotic May 6, 2024

Religious indoctrination abuse

A form of child exploitation used by religious groups that know that no sane adult would choose to join their pedophile cult and supremacy group to physiologically abuse impressionable children to the point of mental illness(religious trauma syndrome) so they grow up with no critical thinking ability and are unable to make their own decisions or form an identity without the constant fear of god shutting down their thoughts and instincts.

As one of Satan's chosen ones, I will continue to fight for the recognition and criminalization of religious indoctrination abuse to save western society from the biggest form of child abuse in the world.

by 36368876 March 24, 2023

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

generationally consistent religious identity

Aka. G.C.R.I. or just generational consistency, When the religious beliefs of an individual match their parents, guardians, and or grandparent’s religious beliefs. The more generations from the same family who have the same beliefs, the stronger the generational consistency is.

Lynda: Hi. I’m Lynda. I noticed you are new to this temple, so I figured I would introduce myself.
Jordan: I’m Jordan. I just moved here from Detroit, Michigan. So how long have you been involved in this temple?
Lynda: I have been involved in this faith my whole life. I have generationally consistent religious identity. Four different generations of my family, previous to mine, have gone to this temple.

Jordan: That is a long line religious devotion in one family. Very impressive.
Lynda: Indeed, it is. Thanks.

by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

Borderline religious

Someone who has a background in religion but does not practice fully and is skeptical about said religion

I am borderline religious when it comes to the Bible because I don’t know if I believe all of it!

by Elizabeth Sharee February 19, 2021

religious gay

A religious person that is gay and goes against their religion booty

He wants to fuck his neighbor but hes religious. He will do it any way because he’s a religious gay booty

by ihaveaidsmomdonttelldad July 16, 2019