Pwned

Its origin is from online gaming, from the word pawn.

Referring to some one as pwned means they have been expelled or destroyed as if they where expendable.
"He went down in 30 seconds, I pwned him"
by Choix January 21, 2005
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pwned

An interactive card game with a video game theme developed by students at the Savannah College of Art annd Design in Atlanta that was first previewed in 2006 at the SCAD sponsered GFX Conference. Other sponers include microsoft and adobe.
How do you spell owned?
With a P.

Let's play PWNED.
by SCAD Student April 28, 2006
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pwned by life

When one is truly dealt a bad hand by nature. Used to describe one who is so horribly hopeless and worse off than anyone else, they have truly been pwned by life.
"Man, Travis' dad just got diagnosed with cancer."
"Right after that black kid stole his bike, and fucked his girl?"
"Yeah dude."
"Oh man, pwned by life."
by DickDanger November 12, 2007
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pwned

although spelled with a p, i believe it is still pronounced "owned": the p is silent
by anonymous January 17, 2004
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rofl pwned

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.
Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED
by Assassin Mr X November 18, 2007
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porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website
person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009
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Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai April 23, 2011
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