Purple Kitty

When a woman has to refrain from sexual activity due to her menstrual cycle, her private area becomes engorged with blood and very moist...

"Hey Brad, you got me so horny and turned on during Aunt Flo's visit that now I have a Purple Kitty!"

by Superwoman RYE March 30, 2013

purple majesty

A variety of potatoes but also a slang term for external male genitalia

Ex1: I had purple potatoes for tea, they were called purple majesty

Girl: he presented me with his penis, it was a purple majesty

by hshsjdijaNkhsskkaa November 7, 2013

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014

purple brain pillow

a disillusional high after taking to many drugs

I see a purple brain pillow, man I'm there

by Batmans-sexy-self October 11, 2015

purple ron

Generally, an American Indian, with a big purple dick.

Dude, did you see that big Indian dick!? That's a purple Ron, if I've ever seen one!

by B Shawn May 7, 2018

Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018