Peonsio

One who farts every ten minutes. Applies to men (Peonsio) and women (Peonsia) of all races.

Diablo! tu eres un peonsio.
Your such a peonsio.

by Dboii & Arys February 15, 2010

Ponstripper

A Renaissance fair actor(actress) that tap dances and takes off their medieval attire.

I saw a Ponstripper at the Renaissance fair and she took off her clothes to a firey mandolin.

by LittleLoverGirl March 1, 2010

Ponseti

Family name. they are very beautiful but also can be quite bitchy. Very full of it. but they are very EXTREMELY beautiful. High self confidence and very strong and there is no way you can whip a Ponseti. Ponseti's can also be very pleasant if you are on their good side, great sense of humor. but they can never be proven wrong, even if they are. (they're also exceptional at belching)

Did you see how she gave you the death stare and that little smirk as she walked away? now that's a ponseti.

by Rainbow Starchild January 3, 2010

poonsh'd

Adj. To be; emptied, finished, or, done with.

Used by southwest Canadians to describe something that is emptied, finished, or, done with.

Origin: Created by the J-Burg Krew founded in the areas of Amherstburg and LaSalle, as a term to describe a "bowl" or marijuana which is finished, or, comprised of remaining ash.

"Man pack another bowl, this one is poonsh'd."

or,

"I need another beer this one is poonsh'd"

by J-Burg Krew March 9, 2010

Phonsing

Phonsing is the intense feeling of anxiety when you leave your cell phone at home.

Mark...Shit...I left my cell phone at home ...we gotta turn around right now and go back and get it....I can't miss and calls or texts! I

Mark...NOW!

Jimi...Chill out we are just gonna be another minute..I need the iodine for my daughters cut.

Mark...NO...Now! Turn around...NOW!
I just can't take this...what if I miss a call!

Jimi...Ok I'll run in and be out in a flash! Quit phonsing so hard!

Mark..Screw it I'm driving back NOW! I will come back to pick Jimi in a bit.

Mark

by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

Poonscruffed

The act of poonscruffing can be summarized in two different ways;

1. Getting completely owned in a video game (i.e WoW, Guild Wars, Runescape, etc.).

2. Getting violently kicked or banned from a ventrilo server.

He was annoying me on my ventrilo server, so i poonscruffed his ass

by Sir scruffs a lot September 12, 2010

poonsperation

perspiration from the female genitalia (poon) that can be used as a lubricant but is strongly dis-advised.

omg she's so wet for me, i can smell her poonsperation

by hentaibear December 15, 2010