When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
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Get the Milky Promises mug.A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.
"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
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"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."
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Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.
Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.
Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.
Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.
Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.
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