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Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015
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Dicky Promise

When two men touch their penises together like a pinky promise.
by BamBam777 April 30, 2023
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Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.
"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."
by Demibateiscool May 11, 2020
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Milky Promises

hookups planned for when you get vaccinated from covid-19, or hookups you plan to make after quarantine
All booty calls are turning into milky promises during this pandemic lockdown.
by AnonymousSlutinQuarantine January 27, 2021
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Paus promise

A type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn't get around to carrying it out.
"You didn't email him? You said that you would take care of it yesterday."
"Sorry. I had three problem sets and a research meeting. I'll take care of it tomorrow."
"That's a Paus promise, ya big fag."
by bligblag April 16, 2007
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Pinkie Promise

a sworn oath to another person and if broken, the pinkie is cut off.
Pinkie promise me you wont do it again.

i promise
alright if you break it that piggy is mine.
by little duck January 26, 2016
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Pinky Promise

A sacred vow that transcends all fake promising rules (ex: crossing fingers). This is a serious deal that is of the upmost importance.
Guy 1: Hey bro, pinky promise me you won’t tell anyone who I like.

Guy 2: Yeah bro of course.

Guy 2 will be sacrificed to the pinky promise gods if breaks this sacred agreement.
by jg17 May 10, 2021
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