Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off and not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017

Procrastibate

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.

No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.

by N0ahBee March 30, 2011

Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.

I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...

by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012

Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015

procrastination

The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.

In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".

by Nitro984 November 17, 2016