Poser Pro

(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
by razed November 2, 2007
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Pro Whore

A woman or girl, who think its cool and bad ass or makes them hard by using their body for money whether, via, modeling, porn, stripping, etc.
A girl thinking its cool to be a vicious stripper who fucks dealers for cash and fronts and thinks there hard cus of it. Girls on model mayhem who thinks it makes them cool. porn stars. anyone who shares the idea of it being bad ass to these things for their income, and thinks there hard. these are pro whores. She thinks shes hard, and the shit, cus she strips.-pro whore. "shes a fuckin pro whore dude, fuck her..thinks shes all that"
by CB420ae August 13, 2011
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pro combo

A very popular technique used in the multiplayer game series, Halo. This "combo" involves throwing a grenade at there feet to remove their shields partially or completely then shooting them in the head with a Magnum, Carbine, or Battle Rifle.

This is not to be confused with the "noob combo" which is shooting them with an overcharged plasma pistol and then shooting them in the face with a Magnum, Carbine, or Battle Rifle. The pro combo is much more common than the noob combo in the third Halo because of the large nurf that the plasma pistol received.
BOB: I was just about to die when my partner landed a grenade and finished off the pro combo with my BR.

JOE: Nice!
by Brett B. June 21, 2008
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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who recognises and understands the benefits of their children not dying from preventable diseases.
My child didn't die from measles, because I am a pro-vaxxer and vaccinated my children.
by Evendim January 1, 2019
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pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".
Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(
by Timmy October 10, 2004
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pro-vaxxer

Someone who gets vaccines and vaccinates their kids because they’re not fucking dumb.
I’m a pro-vaxxer because I don’t want my child to die, Karen.
by Vaxx January 1, 2019
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Pro-Bro

A professional bro. Someone who is too dope for words.It takes many years and experience to become a "Pro-Bro". A pro-bro can treat the ladies right, is always in style, can beast it up at any sport, is tight with every clique/everybody, and still manages to get sweet grades and turns out successful in life no matter what. A guy that does what he wants, and not what others say.
(Bro system listed below)
Level 1- Brethren
Level 2- Brother
Level 3- Bro
Level 4- Brah
Level 5- Broseidon
Level 6- Broham
Level 7- Broseph
Level 8- Brah
Level 9- Broski
Level 10- * Pro-Bro *
Brah- "Woah man, at Ashley's party last night I saw AJ with the hottest chick alive. Blonde, Tan, Nice chest, tall, gorgeous eyes. Perfect dime."

Broham- "That's because he ranks level 10, aka a Pro-bro, in the bro system."

Brah- "Oh...that's true Broham. 2 more levels till I become a Pro Bro."
by Awoww16 October 30, 2011
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