preaw

Preaw means sparkle so that means she’s the brightest smiliest happiest being. Period.

preaw is a shining light to this world

by piwerpuff November 22, 2021

The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.

The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011

Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.

Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....

by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011

never preached

To tell the truth.

Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.

Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016

Palette-Preanser

Something you eat/drink BEFORE you take a shot (rather than after) to ease the consumption of the foul tasting alcohol. Examples include a non-centered triangular sector of a lemon right before chugging a vodka + LLB.

WOAH before you drink that shot eat this Palette-Preanser, man! I'd hate for you to not be able to down that foul tasting shot of alcohol because you didn't eat the Palette-Preanser.

by Montykins17 June 2, 2019

Keyboard Preacher

Often found in the comments section of forums and especially YouTube. A Keyboard Preacher is an individual who espouses religious and god related material. The preaching is more often than not completely unrelated to the conversation at hand.

Keyboard Preachers often talk about nothing other than god and religion and feel compelled to share their religion with others regardless of whether their audience cares or not. Keyboard Preachers will often cite scriptures and verses from the bible.

Example of Keyboard Preacher

Comment: "Joe Biden is completely inept at his job"

Keyboard Preacher: "everyone will kneel before Jesus Christ and all tongues will confess to come unto the lord"

Commenter: Nobody cares. Quit being a Keyboard preacher

by Momo Kawashima July 22, 2021

Herro Prease

A term used by Eric Cartman in the television series, South Park, after he suffers a severe head injury that causes him to believe he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee.

"Herro! Herro prease! Herro prease, herro, sorja boy! Hey, sorja boy! Herro, sorja boy. Me so honi. Me rove you rong time! HERRO PREASE!!! PREASE HERRO, HERRO SUCKY SUCKY, HERRO PREASE!"

by Ajax47 January 14, 2023