Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.
1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.
2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.
1. Oh trust me. I do.
2. Thanks.
1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?
2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.
2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.
1. Oh trust me. I do.
2. Thanks.
1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?
2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.
by XxNikafaxX June 1, 2012
Get the Preston, Marylandmug. There's nothing there
by Whiskdidiejs July 12, 2017
Get the prestons dickmug. Foo #1:Sup, nig? I live in Preston Hollow.
Foo #2:Ah sheeeeet man...you live in Preston Hollow? You must be da shit!
Foo #2:Ah sheeeeet man...you live in Preston Hollow? You must be da shit!
by Stuart Spencer Smith April 19, 2006
Get the Preston Hollowmug. Preston Manor is in a literal sense a shit hole.Inhabited by Danny and Lantoss its a place known to rude boysas a mugging ground.Predators from Copland pick on there young feeble Preston Manor Prey by means of hunting.It often draws comparison to something seen on discovery channel.Watching these Hunts is often educational,often leaving one picking up new language like shank,blud and jacked.
Pedophilia is rife,with adults also hunting there prey known by the species Yearus Severnus which are then harshly molested.
Pedophilia is rife,with adults also hunting there prey known by the species Yearus Severnus which are then harshly molested.
Copland:Yo Blud Im On Eatz Wat you got For Me?
Preston Manor Youth:Nothing
Copland:*Taps Pockets and Beats the Crap out of Nerd.
Danny:I got a Suprise Young Man,Hop in my car.
Yearus Severnus:Ok!
Preston Manor Youth:Nothing
Copland:*Taps Pockets and Beats the Crap out of Nerd.
Danny:I got a Suprise Young Man,Hop in my car.
Yearus Severnus:Ok!
by DGraham September 23, 2007
Get the preston manormug. by People's Champ February 16, 2004
Get the Preston and Stevemug. Lame morning radio show in philadelphia. Unfortunately, due to having no competition in the last few years, penis and obese were able to brainwash the simple minds of philadelphia into believing that they are funny. One could simply turn their dial to 94.1 and listen to Kidd Chris where they would find ample amounts of radio "gold" that would make them realize how lame Preston and Steve really are.
"I was on the blue route, but the signs were brown and green", "You should shorten your name to Prest", "I love mars bars and mixing mayo and ketchup" Preston and steve suck/
by P_DUB March 10, 2008
Get the preston and stevemug. a somehow successful youtube lava monster man that plays minecraft
creates mods that he fails to pass off as another tuesday
makes some people pain
some people like him
i dont judge
creates mods that he fails to pass off as another tuesday
makes some people pain
some people like him
i dont judge
by some random internet user May 8, 2021
Get the Preston Playzmug.