Presentation academy

A highschool that has most of the theater kids and some pretty hot chicks. Could never compare to assumption or sacred heart

That day at presentation academy was legit ness

by Twadsquad January 22, 2019

Pretentrification

Noun. The trend whereby everyday items and activities are given grander, more impressive sounding descriptions in order to fool the hard of thinking into believing they are better than they really are and that paying fives times the going rate for said items is good deal.

E.g. ‘Vermont Mountain Lakes Shade-Grown Double-Hopped Not Quite Pale Ale’ or ‘handcrafted artisanal stone ground malted sourdough’ or ‘Vengabus party classics, a new compilation hand curated by DJ Byron Smegly available on 180g single origin fair trade vinyl’

Pretentrification can be found everywhere but reaches its peak where there are high densities of beardy hipster types who think covering themselves in tattoos and dressing like Victorian lumberjacks is the height of satorial elegance.

Radio DJs do not curate their shows, they play music and talk. Another example of the unnecessary pretentrification of the English language

by Monkey knuts January 27, 2019

present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

Presentaion

a misspelling of presentation, if you actually spelt it like this once, good job. idiot.

"i had to do a presentaion"

by ritec November 3, 2020

Present Pocket

It's like a prison pocket, but a surprise

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.

by FuryCollector November 14, 2020

Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?

In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

present tense

A tense expressing an action that is currently going on, or a state that currently or generally exists.

The present tense is a verb tense used to describe a current activity or state of being. However, the present tense can also be used to describe past and future activities. For example: I swim in the sea every Saturday. (This is a current activity.)

by ANDLOP January 12, 2021