plum pooper

A person who has a weird condition where that can only eat plums and they do not get digested properly so when they pop it shoots out whole plums

He was eating that peach weird he is definitely a plum pooper

by Kk ligma July 11, 2019

dead pooper

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work

"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."

by silyottersparky January 19, 2016

Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler February 12, 2012

sad pooper

A sad pooper is a person who while sitting on the toilet, appears sad with their head in their hands.

When I opened an unlocked stall, I realized that my coworker is a sad pooper.

by Sad Pooper January 11, 2013

lazer pooper

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

by Potatoes confetti February 22, 2018

Pooper Snooper

A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!

Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?

by Tlp<<33333 November 03, 2011

Pooper Snooper

When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.

After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!

by Dcraig1217 December 10, 2010