polar express

when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your buttox hole and freezes you poo load. Thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice

Bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.

by big mama man September 11, 2010

Polar Express

Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught

My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis

by Must lovedogs65 December 25, 2015

Polar pop

A drinking vessel which provides optimal cooling effects on ones titties.

"Hey Tammi can I borrow those polar pops?" "Yeah, right after I pull these titties out"

by Bart900 May 05, 2017

non-polar

Someone who acts bi-polar and you KNOW is bi-polar, but hasn't been diagnosed as such, so unfair to call them that.

When Ann is stuck in a standard hotel room, she becomes non-polar!

by AnnDe July 11, 2008

Polar bear

A way to insult someone bipolar. You are basically calling them crazy and gay. Full term is Bi- Polar-Bear when you are calling them gay and crazy. Polar- Bear when ur just calling them crazy.

"Hey is it true your ex got with another girl?"
"Yeah, crazy bipolar bitch likes to bump clams now"
"Damn, I knew shew was a Polar Bear, but that's what I call a real Bi- Polar- Bear."
" I don't know what I saw in that crazy dyke"

by Citychick213 February 25, 2017

Polar Vortex

1.) A Polar Bear's ass, anal opening, or butthole.
2.) A human's ass, anal opening, or butthole in the Winter when the temperature is below 0' degrees.

1.)The Polar Bear took a dump and got shit all over it's Polar Vortex.
2.) It's so cold outside, my Polar Vortex is freezing

by Oldschool Rocker January 07, 2014

Polar Bear

Help! Shouting "Polar Bear" in a crowd when you need a friend to come and rescue you and take you away.

"Polar Bear" - this person is annoying me.

by BOAK January 11, 2010