1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.
2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.
You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.
by SeattleGirl10 March 02, 2010
by hdhdhdhd897897 February 08, 2014
A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.
by Captain Tudmoke September 07, 2015
The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.
Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.
by SideBar November 21, 2019
My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.
by King dbl Z B February 07, 2018
Leaving your cock in a woman's ass for too long after butt sex when she had Mexican the night before. When you pull it out, it'll look like a melted twix bar thats been in your pocket too long.
by sanch2337 January 08, 2009