double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014

Platinum level bitch

Over the top bitch, yet jokingly funny about it.

Chloe is a platinum level bitch 😒

by Bitch.Com November 8, 2014

platinum taxi

The finest, sweetest, hottest, wettest, best piece of ass anywhere around. You just can't miss a chance to take a ride.

"Others may be good, but only Courtney has that Platinum Taxi!"

by Oakley Grab Ur Gun November 22, 2013

platinum champion

A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.

Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!

by garbagemountain January 15, 2016

platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018

Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

Platinum

3 levels that students can be in my school: Platinum, Gold, Blue, and in that order from not that smart to smart. Platinums, as i like to call them, are dumb idiots who are sassy and are going to get nowhere in life.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PLATINUM HE IS AN IDIOT

by JackTheLantern November 8, 2019