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Dani Platinum

Imagine knowing Dani Platinum? Thatโ€™s a privilege
by Dani Platinum January 11, 2022
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Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? Theyโ€™re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!
Hym โ€œHa! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!โ€

Iam โ€œOh, wow... that... thatโ€™s something else.โ€

Hym โ€œMy mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!โ€

Iam โ€œWhat even is it? Cologne? Clothes?โ€

Hym โ€œPfft! I donโ€™t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!โ€
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
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platinum drip

The Drippest Drip you can in New Vegas
โ€œI spent two centuries searching for the platinum drip itโ€™s my inventory my property mine now be a good courier and deliver it!โ€

โ€œNoโ€
by Nein September 28, 2021
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platinum champion

A rich person who actually uses their wealth to make other people's lives better. They may or may not live in modest homes, but they do fund charities, buy practical gifts for the poor and encourage other rich people to do the same. According to Hollywood, these people are rarer than dragons.
Ever since Dave won the lottery, he's become a platinum champion! He helped pay for my daughter's medical bills and we've never even met before yesterday!
by garbagemountain January 15, 2016
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platinum uni

a place where experts teach you to make hella money forex

https: //lddy.no/o6kb
peasant: yo mate how you afford that lambo?
me: platinum uni my guy
by willlever1111 February 21, 2021
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Bud Platinum

I drink it almost exclusively and I'm not just going to stop because Matt fucking Walsh doesn't fucking like trannies. Matt walsh can suck a tranny dick.
Hym "Yeah, I'm not going to stop drinking bud platinum. Not that I drink all that often but still. If I go to buy some beer and bud platinum is GONE. I'm going to be livid!"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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